| Roll Call | Homeland Security?
Absent. |
| Morals | What Bush pretends to have...(and somehow is elected for). |
| Draft | Something that will never happen to Dubya's children. |
| Freedom | Being invaded and having your natural resources confiscated, and a puppet government put in place. |
| "Democracy" | The form of government forced upon any land that has been fairly quiet for a period of time. Common locations of this government include Middle East countries. The most impressive example of one who enforces "democracy" is George W. Bush. However, do not be fooled by the lack of "democrat" in his title. |
| Peace in Iraq | Something that may happen after it's oil is gone. |
| Serve all Americans | An empty promise that lets him do whatever he wants. |
| Re-election | Cheating my way into another 4 years in office by turning away voters in minority districts as in 2000. |
| Town Hall Meeting | Photo opportunity with zombies and a teleprompter. |
| Strategy | make it up as you go. |
| De-watering | The removal of standing flood water from New Orleans. |
| Ownership society | It's good to be born rich. |
| John Kerry | Bush's term for terrorist. |
| Hard Work | Taking vacations, bombing innocents, and sending american soldiers to die. |
| Nuclear | Pronounced "new clar" |
| Uhh | Really I'm fuckin' lost so if i just keep using this term it will seem like I'm goin' somewhere with this. |
| Pretzel | A liquid substance containing alcohol (80 proof or above) which causes you to lose your balance and a chunk of your head, since it can be easily explained away by PR personnel that a fifty-something year-old suddenly forgot to chew. |
| Social security reform | A plan put forth by the Bush-Cheney regime to destroy any/all hope for John Q Public to ever be able to retire. The underlying theme of this reform is to keep average citizens from having any guaranteed financial security, hence keeping them from retiring. After all, corporate assholes don't make as much money without the slaves in the cubicle farms. |
| "Pro-life" | The term used by Bush to state that he is against Abortion. Of course, he's only against aborting babies.
He authorized the executions of tons of people when he was the governor of Texas, and he's killing even more people in Iraq these days. That's "pro-life." |
| Free Elections | Elections where the electorate is free to vote for my candidate. |
| Work | Let uncle Dick make the decisions while I play with my dollies. |
| Iraq war | see profiteers |
| Mission Accomplished | We're done with the airplanes and missiles and bombs, so will all news media please leave Iraq and cover something else because I'm not very good at this "winning the peace" thing yet. Hey Dick, what was that word the TV just used to describe Iraq? Quig-mer? Is that good or bad? |
| Media | Worthless overpaid "pretty boys and girls" who never read newspapers and tell the American people lies from their teleprompters. |
| Love your neighbor | To admire people living near you ONLY if they share your views, and ONLY if they are straight, and pretend to be bible thumpers. |
| Terrorist | Anyone opposed to the new Neo-Nazi World Order |
| Neo-Cons | Much like the complicit masses that helped Hitler's Nazi party rise to power in Germany, this pathetic group of rednecks thinks that sticking a cigar up an intern's twat holds the same moral weight as lying a country into a war that kills half a million people innocent people and bankrupts the world's most prosperous Nation. |
| Freedom & Democracy | What America is losing and in place, an Arabush Regime with mid-east and Chinese torture tactics to American citizens if they so much as blink when Arabush says no. Why aren't the Bush girls in the military, participating in the Arabush Regime change? Because the Arabushes are preserving them for the office of the Arabush Kingdom down the road. Just what we need, another alcoholic party crazed law breakin' idiot in Washington. |
| Extenuate | To provide an exegesis of something, or to pontificate. |
| Old Age | The probable cause of death for Osama Bin Laden. |
| Suicide | voting for George W. Bush |
| Diplomacy | Saying to the leaders of other nations, "I want it and I want it now. And if you disagree with me you hate freedom." As Frued would say, being totally controlled by one's Id. |
| Frivliss lawsuits | these are a special kind of lawsuits that file themselves against doctors. |
| Mexico | Um... Up North? |
| Democracy | Same as dictatorship when bush is in office |
| King Fahd of Saudi Arabia | The man responsible for 911. |
| Decisive Leadership | The thing Dubya calls it when he doesn't feel like putting any thought into his actions. |
| Gay Rights | Giving Gay People the Right to shoot themselves in the head after I take away all of their freedoms. |
| New Orleans | New presidential fishin' hole! Yippie!!! |
| George Dumbya Bush | Stipudist purrsin uhliev. |
| Vacation | 1. The thing Dubya does most on the job. Dubya has spent more days on vacation than any other president in the last 218 years. 2. My handlers have to dry me out. |
| Election | See: Wag the Dog |
| Doing a Superb Job | I am incapable of admitting a mistake. |
| Ongoing investigation | we can't talk about that because it will show that we are corrupt, amoral criminals. Also see "paper shreading", "Ollie North", "presidential pardons", and "cover-up". |
| September 11th, 2001 | Fundraising opportunity |
| Revolution | "You know what gang violence is? mostly? and the people dont want you to hear this. It's when somebody shoots your family member, so of course you retaliate. Same thing the US does (me) only nobody even shot their family members. They see, somebody bomb a school and all these people get killed, so me and the government feel like, oh that's messed up, we gotta go show them who's the real killers. This country was built on gangs, I believe this country is still run on gangs, Republicans, Democrats, the police department, the FBI, the CIA, those are gangs, you know what I mean? the correctional officers, I had a correctional officer tell me straight up, we're the biggest gang in New York State, straight up" -George Bush |
| Legacy Admission | The system used at Yale to recruit cheerleaders. |
| Successful "C" student | Son of a sitting president of the U.S. |
| Gay marriage | the end of the US Govt. legally taking people's pensions. If approved, US govt. would have to pay SSI benefits to surviving spouses, this would result in a US govt. loss of a whole buncha money. |
| Hard work | Let Uncle Dick make the decisions while I play with my dollies. |
| Saddam | A Good Excuse. |
| American Values | Predatory Capitalism. |
| Smoke 'em out | fake a war. |
| Where's the terrorist? | In the House of Fahd in Saudi Arabia. He doesn't like Americans, but comes over here to party in Reno and Las Vegas and have male dancers entertain him while he does the things he implores in his own country, such as drinking. |
| Gooder | better. |
| Rake | Pron: Ra'-kee
A fella ov air in da middle east or dat thing that ya move leaves with.
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| Sovergninity | Sovereignty. |
| Murder | US foreign policy |
| Dubya | Retarded Texan - or is he from Maine? |
| Bush's Clean Air Initiative | A wet, sloppy blowjob for the big polluters of the country...part of the new world order plan to destroy government and any/all government regulation that gets in the way of corporate profit. |
| Weapons of Mass Destruction | Smoke and mirrors used to prevent the discovery that I don't know what I'm doing as President. |
| Decider | You know, the guy that does the deciding. |
| The sins of the father | Have been delivered upon the son. |
| Taxes | Services. Ex. Read My lips, No new taxes (services). |
| Fix social scurity | raise taxes on lower income people, and reduce social scurity benefits for low-to-mid income people! |
| Ingrinible | No one really knows! These people named their company after it, though! |
| Mexicans | Browns who commit a horrible crime by crossing a river. |
| Axis of Evil | The Bush Administration. |
| Saddam Hussein | The Man In Charge of September 11. |
| W.M.D | Weapons not of Mass Destruction. |
| The War President | What country can we bomb next, Dick? |
| Impeachable Offense | Sex with a young adult. Unimpeachable offense, screwing a nation. |
| Strategery | to plan. |
| Tony Blair | listen to whatever Dickie says so you can cash in, too. |
| Squeezle | por-kee-pine (in W's world). |
| Location of Iraq | Ummm, maybe like here next to China? Am I close? Dick, help me out here. |
| "blank stare" | he is higher than Cheech and Chong. |
| Flip Flopper | Person who pays attention to the issues, admits he has made a mistake of judgment and works to correct that mistake. |
| Brain Dead | Bush and his cabinet. |
| The Ten Commandments | One of them I hear is 'Thou shalt not kill'. Oh well, what's a few million people. Think of all the people in the world. We could afford to lose a few. Thank me people. It's the course of nature that I take life into my hands and decide who lives and who dies. |
| Blah blah blah blah blah | i'm a big stupid moron who doesn't know anything about anything. |
| Liberate | murder (used e.g. in the context of "We must liberate the people of Iraq") |
| Success | It's only half done, but good enough for me. |
| Civil Liberties | "Special rights" given to rich, illiterate, straight, male, right-wing nut jobs to destroy natural resources, exploit the poor, torture gays and other minorities, and send other people's children off to die in an illegally waged war. |
| Alberto Gonzalezed | I forgot |
| You're doing a wonderful job | I don't actually know what it is you do, but Dick's aid hired you, so you must be good. |
| War to Bush | ...Paycheck! |
| Lies | truth |
| Good president | definitely not George W. Bush. |
| We create jobs | we send the good paying jobs to China, but we reduce unemployment and more people work for minimum wage. |
| It's hard work | I dont feel like it. |
| International policy | pumping oil. |
| Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh | Think of a lie. Dick? Condi? |
| Canada | Umm... Down South. |
| We Must Help Iraq | Let's send our troops over to get killed because we want to help them and they don't want help. |
| No talking to the terrorists | Just bomb everyone who is in the Middle East, including my military personnel. I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE! |
| Legacy admission | The system used at Yale to recruit cheerleaders. |
| Homeland Security | There ought to be limits to freedom. |
| My Milatry Record | Something Daddy buried out back next to Jimmy Hoffa and his " grassy knoll rifle". |
| Oil | The reason for US military action in Iraq and for no such action in the Sudan. |
| Israel | The capital of America. |
| "Nook-u-ler" | A radioactive substance otherwise pronounced nook-lee-er. |
| Tribal Sovereignty | He hasn't a fucking clue. When asked his response he was laughed at because he said they are "uhhh...tribal and sovereign". |
| Soldiers | see. "Cannon Fodder". |
| Bonsai | John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia, my "Little Bush." |
| War (yet another definition) | Peace;"when we are talking about war we are really talking about peace" |
| Taliban | Is that a rock band? |
| Fish and Humans.. | What on Earth WAS he saying? |
| Nuclear prolifiration | destroy everyone's nukes but build better ones for ourselves and for Isreal. |
| Sadism | The philosophy of George, Rummy and Dick. |
| Nucular Weapons in Iraq | A great pretext for starting a war. See fraud. |
| No Child left behind | No billionaire left behind. |
| Preserving the peace | Using U.S. military force. |
| Unfair | Bringing up my arrest record right before the election, so I don't have time to spin it. |
| Terrst | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terrorist" |
| Fantasyland | Where Bush would have us all live. |
| September 11, 2001 | The very unfortunate event that led to Iraq's demise because a certain man wanted to have some fun during his presidency. |
| The Iraq card game | Gamble and kill at the same time! |
| Mandate | Wee-hee! Let's see how much I can f*ck things up. |
| Rapture | Cha-Ching. |
| Good | Hurts everyone and destroy the economy. |
| They hate freedom | The reason terrorists keep attacking Sweden. |
| No Child Left Behind | Effective way to cut spending without feeling guilty. |
| Good Business | The way you twist your foot when it's firmly placed upon a poor person's neck. |
| My Pet Goat | One of the "twenty books" that George the Moron Bush reads each month |
| Terr | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terror". |
| Slaves | Someone who Bush thinks willingly chose to travel to America from Africa. (Said by Dubya in Senegal, July 2003). |
| Challenged Votes | Kerry supporters. |
| Creating more jobs | ...for soldiers |
| LIBERTY | Not sure I think she was a fairy that lived with adam and eve and the dinosaurs back in the garden of eden. |
| Things are good | We are fucked in the ass, but you taxpayers will keep on paying. Stupid fucks!!! |
| Personal Responsibility | "If you see someone you don't know getting into a crop duster that you don't own you should report it to someone." |
| Bush | An ornamental plant you put in your front yard to impede passers-by from looking in your front window...it is helpful to the bush to throw manure upon it to foster growth. |
| Illetirate | See George Bush. |
| Compassionate conservative | No meaning. The term is actually paradoxical. I give it no meaning because the people this term refers to don't exist. The existance of something like this would cause a catastrophic tear in the space-time continuum and cause the universe to completely stop functioning. |
| Nukyular power PANTS | Uhhhm ok. If anyone comes up with a meaning to this please let me know. |
| Won't play the blame game | It's our fault! |
| Mountain biking | an activity most normal human beings can do perfectly well, but Dubya seems to fall on his ass whenever he gets on one. |
| CIA Director Hayden | 1. A clone of Karl Rove 2. The human incarnation of Elmer Fudd |
| Diplomacy | sorry, meaningless |
| Atowlehatafagastan | What Dubya calls Afghanistan when he talks with Cheney. |
| Cocaine | What I was arrested for while serving in the Nat'l. Guard, but that my Daddy took care of because he didn't want to be embarrassed. |
| Persistent Vegetative State | A phrase that accurately describes "W" whenever he attempts to speak. |
| Last Throes | A condition which could last 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, or even 12 years. |
| Army | Something Dubya doesn't think Sweden has. |
| Homeland security | see Nazi SS department. |
| War | needs to happen everyday; equivalent of taking a shower. |
| Tourist | Since Bush pronounces Terrorist wrong foreigners think he is saying tourists. Ex. "We will get those Tourists." |
| Pro-life | abortion is wrong, but its ok to send teenagers to Iraq and kill them in the desert. |
| Sovereign Nation | A country with no oil. |
| The One Million Dollar Check | The one I told my friends, the half brothers, King Abdullah and King Fahd, to bring over to the mayor of New York City, to help pay for the recovery of the mess they made downtown on 911. |
| Election results | Something the GOP has figured out how to misrepresent. |
| Verciforously | A new word recently used by Bush in the debate when talking about how his troops are killing everyone. |
| Security companies | What I hire to guard federal buildings, ports, military stations and I don't have any idea how secure the facilities are and I don't care. I hire Dubai to manage my ports and that small place is primarily business dominated by the BinLadens. |
| Patriot Act | Nazi type legislation used to strip innocent people of their rights. See also, "first step to the final solution" |
| Bush's last day pardon | My Mother and Father for making me into what I am today, a failure. |
| Compassionate conservatism | I'll tell you that I care deeply and smilingly nudge you on the shoulder as I cut your medicare benefits, social security entitlement, and military pay. |
| Satan the Sadist | The State Department spokeswoman who spoke on the news last night saying no one was leaving Lebanon unless they paid first. |
| Nuclear Proliferation | Our Nukes. |
| Stem cell research | it could cure many genetic diseases.....but since stupidity ain't genetic GW don't care. |
| Sex organs | we use sex organs to make babies. |
| Economy | boring stuff working people use to care about before i started this cool war |
| PARIS HILTON | That smart girl |
| OB-GYN | A medical professional trained in the art of "practicing their love with women." |
| George W. Bush | an organism that claims to be human (though many doubt this); has the utterly preposterous notion that he rules the world; see also Miserable Failure. |
| Disgruntled | turncoat |
| Nukyaler | I think it means nuclear. |
| Al- Quedy | The hick way of referring to the terrorist organizationg Al-Queda. |
| Gay Marriage | Smoke screen - get those voters to make irrational decisions. |
| Pro Life | Meaning abortion is wrong, but killing those that perform abortions is "God's work". |
| Redneck Politician | Someone who can quote the Bible but has never read the Constitution. |
| "I love America" | But not Americans - especially not people who aren't millionaires. |
| Oil. | I have a pool of oil at my Texan ranch where I bath in the sweet sweet liquid gold. Is it edible? |
| I stand behind the troops | This war isn't over. |
| Department of the Interior | Oil Lobby. |
| Restore Honor to the Office | Lie about anything but sex. |
| 911 | The day 14 Saudis flew airplanes int |
| Network news | a compillation of contrived events |
| Dough | What a lot of my hired help look like and act like. |
| Evil Empire | Them that ain't from Texas. |
| Less Unemployment | We've changed how we define "unemployed." |
| Nucular | To microwave something. |
| Yeee-haaaw | Foreign policy. |
| Political Capital | A lame duck president who can do whatever he wants because his party controls the senate, the house, the judicial branch, and a large supply of weapons of mass destruction. |
| "Hard Work" | Doing nothing! |
| Stay the course | I don't care what the people say, my friends in big business need the money! |
| "Nookular" | I propose a Constitutional amendment saying that nobody may have access to weapons they can't pronounce! |
| Colin Powell | See Uncle Tom. |
| Evangelical movement | What Karl Rove tells Bush to pander to. |
| Unwavering. | An egomaniac with an inability to admit error. |
| Allies | None if we keep going this way... |
| Newculer | one of them hi paired bombs that blows up real strong. |
| "Let Freedom Reign!" | New World Order! |
| Analogy | cliff=food
as
Saddam=power |
| Hell Bound Fuck | Any Republican; those that vote for Bush are not only going to hell, but headed to the deepest depths of it. |
| Texas Style | Excessively and without planning. |
| Alleged | Rationale for bombing Iraq. |
| Proof of Nuclear Capability | A grainy satellite photo of what may or may not be a refrigerator at the bottom of a swimming pool. |
| Intelligence | The ability to understand complex problems with more than one side, realizing your own hypocrisy when berating your opponents, knowing the difference between accept and except when defining black people. |
| Misunderestimated | Check the dictionary. Oops! It's not there! Heh... |
| Compassionate Conservativism | 1. Bush and buddies conserve their wealth ruthlessly while whistling Dixie. 2. Killing millions of Iraqi civilians and calling it collateral damage. |
| Edjamacation | What we need to ram into our kids so they can use a gun and kill people that don't look like me. |
| Credibility gap | the space between George's ears. |
| Loving your neighbor | Raining bombs on people a half world away. |
| Tax cuts | What rich people do need and what poor people don't!!!! |
| Fight terrism | go to war against every nation on the planet, or until there are no American people left! |
| Bill of Rights | toilet paper. |
| Osama bin laden | Who??? Not involve oil? Not interested Dick?! I'm goin' onna
vacation!! |
| $428.6 billion | Military budget for the entire year of 2005 -- not including the money being spent in Iraq! |
| Ratificate | Bush wishes to ratificate an Amendment banning gay marriage. |
| Personal debts | What I owe the Arabs for failed business ventures. Whatever my sweet friends want, they get. If they want a regime change throughout the mid-east, then I'll do it, anything to cover my ass. |
| Lyndie Englund | 1.) The Undersecretary of Defense for Interrogation Policy
2.) Scapegoat |
| Natural disaster | when Americans must hide their nationality on foreign soil for voting in "a war president." |
| Chief Executive | An outsourcer and sourcerer of evil. |
| Evangelicals | The people I tricked into thinking I was a Bible thumping preacher when really I don't care a shit about the Bible. |
| Not on my watch! | No one is shooting at me! |
| Internets | The faster internets that only Bush can use. |
| Fool me once,....Shame on.... | The most famous statement made from the most famous lame duck president. |
| Freedom | A handy substitute for Jesus and God. Useful in speeches. |
| The new card game | Gamble and kill at the same time! |
| A platter | What I told the world I wanted Sadaam served on and only his head, dead or alive. Now I realize that was a dumb remark. If it's only his head, then he's dead. |
| Peace in our time | after I've nuked,raped and pillaged the rest of the world, we'll see. |
| New tax code | More financial breaks for the upper 1% of the American population, most of whom do not currently work. |
| World Peace (def. 2) | A piece of the world. |
| Liberal | Someone who will do a poorer job than Bush of giving big companies unneeded tax breaks. |
| American constitution | oh that’s important? I thought it was toilet paper heh heh |
| Evil | n. 1. Brown people; 2. non-white people; 3. non Christian people (includes Catholics); 4. Kerry; 5. Sodom Hussein (as Daddy pronounced it). v. 1. Bombing innocent civilians (as long as those innocent civilians are rich white Americans, Iraqis don't count); See also: Gays. |
| CIA | Marketing Department. |
| Veterans Benefits | $0.00 |
| Nine Eleven | The date Iraq flew airplanes into the twin towers in New York. |
| Trickeration | To trick someone, or the art/act of tricking someone...esp. into voting for your dumbass. |
| Persuasion | torture. |
| "Things are looking up"... | Poor people wander the streets and kill for food, families are finding out everyday that their loved ones have been killed in the war that we're "winning", yet still getting our asses reamed in, while North Korea practices nuclear missle launches. |
| WAR | Having a play date with foreigners |
| Rights of Gays | You have a right to lose your life in Iraq, but you have no right to be you. |
| Uhhhhhhhh......... | It means that he doesn't know what the heck he is talking about!!! |
| 2nd def war | Peace;"when we are talking about war we are really talking about peace" |
| Twelve American soldiers dead | In one week. Man, I'm doin pretty good. That means my military will kill 6,000 innocent Iraqis to make up for the twelve I just had murdered. |
| Strategery | The way in which one oppresses. |
| FEMA | Failed Emergency Misplaced Appropriations |
| Noble Cause | Oil company profits. |
| Absolute Idiot | see G.W.Bush. |
| DEATH TO BUSH | DEATH TO THE RUTHLESS BLOODTHIRSTY WARMONGERING IMPERIALIST GEORGE W. BUSH |
| Poor | those who aren't rich. |
| I.Q | Used to define intelligence, Bush and his ancestors (believed to be members of the tapeworm family) hover around zero. |
| The Decider | Person who starts wars against middle east countries who were no threat to the United States! |
| Accountability | We will find someone to blame. |
| Infantry | how to dispose of the poverty level in America. |
| Victory Rally Speech 2004 | "We've been through a lot together. We climbed the mountain, we can see the valley below" ...where there is horror and more horror to come if I have anything to do with it. |
| Austria | Australia |
| The Poor | There is US ans there is them. |
| Sovereign | A big word that he can use many times in one response. |
| Wanted; Dead or Alive | Wanted; Dead of Old Age. |
| Insurgent | anyone who resists American foreign policy. |
| Asshole | George Bush |
| Spreading democracy | Busting this country down. |
| Valerie Plame | A woman who was trying to help the government prevent a nuclear war, but was exposed by Bush, thus her covert operation went overt and she was given a desk job. |
| Afida-fy-fidaFool | I have stupid syndrome like 52 million other people that voted for me. |
| Hezbollah | more money for my giant oil company. |
| Terrzm | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terrorism". |
| Election | getting electr- ummm...ummm -- electrification by a wire. |
| No children left behind | unless they can't afford it |
| Pilots | The cowards I use to drop 500 pound bombs on Iraqi kids and go oops, oh well. |
| Hamdan vs. Rumsfeld | The litmus test given to John Roberts before he was nominated to become the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court. |
| Nuculer | A modifier, sounds good. |
| Disenfranchised voters | those cry-babies in Jeb's state. It's not my fault they can't punch a hole in a card! And speaking of punching holes in cards, you should see how many holes I can punch with an AK-47! Thank God assault rifles haven't been banned (not that I wouldn't still have 'em, I'd just have to do most of my shootin' on the down-low, like in Mexico or somethin'). |
| Purpose | Having importance, i.e. "the most important thing for me is to remember what's the most important thing." |
| Alaska | It's just another stupid country, let's make some money off it! |
| Home | Home is important. It's important to have a home. |
| Books | bible. |
| Weapons Of Mass Destruction | US Army. |
| Misunderestimate | no clue....but it's what they did to Iraq's forces. |
| War in Iraq/September 11th... | POPULATION CONTROL! |
| Moron | Any person with a yearly income of 35K or less who votes Republican! |
| Status symbol | the reason DUBYA wants to be "your leader" |
| Nation Building | When a democratic administration interferes in another country's affairs. |
| New world order | bush and his mates arrange things to suit themselves while screwing the rest of humanity. |
| Bush Bio | The result of a Google search for "failure." |
| OIL | Operation Iraqi Liberation |
| Debatering | to show the voters of this country how dumb you are next to an intelligent candidate 3 times before the election and still win! |
| Victory plan | More spin to help with the upcoming elections in the U.S. |
| Mexed Missages | is this something Mexican? Or is it a mixed message? |
| Decider | a more polite way of saying facsist dictator. |
| Iraq | A pretentious war that shall add value to Bush's oil holdings and to other companies owned by his friends and family. |
| Jesus | My bestest friend. Wait - what? Jesus was a liberal?!! |
| Health insurance | make new laws encouraged by lobbyists to keep campaign contributions flowing. |
| Social Security | Welfare. |
| Pre-emptive | A term used to try to justify an ill-concieved war. Also can be applied to the Homeland Security Act as a measure to silence ANYONE who opposes or could HAVE THE POTENTIAL to oppose the current wave of fascists (neocons and religious "right" nutjobs) that is usurping the government of the United States. |
| Fucking Dumbass Idiot | George W. Bush (otherwise known as, DUBYA) |
| A low C average | a D; the grade average one needs to become president of the U.S.A. [aka ruler of the Earth and owner of everything on it] "Look Daddy, it is a D! It stands fer Dubya!" |
| Like | A word used by Dubya once he's realized he's too drunk to put the sentence he started together! |
| The BinLadens | The people who told me not to find their son, so I won't. Instead I'll kill all Iraqis and as many American men and women, looking for another man, Sadam, whom I found but...then I decided to stay - and do what? I really don't know. Win the war on Terrorism? But I'm beginning to think winning the war on terrorism is going to annihilate the entire human race. It seems more and more Americans are not liking me. And I consider them terrists. So I'm going to have to annihilate them too, I guess, in order to win the war on terrorism. |
| Preservation | I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve. |
| My Arab American friends | Those that can't stand me. |
| Coalition | What Bush calls our strongest allies (mostly poor countries that we're occupying or paying). |
| Persecuted | The party in power is not being given a blank check. |
| Bin Laden | Business Partner. |
| Americans helping Americans | FEMA can't help. |
| Separation of Church & State | Faith Based Initiative. |
| Unwavering | Being unable or unwilling to admit error. |
| Freedom is not free | A term used to enforce how hard he will have to work to ensure it can only be bought. |
| Moneys | What makes Dubya and his cronies happy. |
| Clearing brush | Something Dubya enjoys doing in the summer heat of Crawford ... for the cameras. |
| Edjamacation | to education the populace |
| Humvee | A military vehicle that could be equipped with life saving armor, if only Halliburton would quit overcharging the defense department. |
| Government | Fucked up Gang that doesn't think before it acts. Gets us killed when what were doing obviously is making things worse! |
| Dick | My second in command who mistook a quail for a man and shot him because he was a tag along and wasn't welcome on the quail hunting trip. Even an orange vest didn't help. Dick is an idio just like me. |
| Spread Democracy | Wage war, spread suffering, kill innocents. |
| "Nucluler" | We believe it translates to the English term "nuclear" |
| Mandate. | Ain't nothin' you can do about it. |
| Violation of Security Council | Inventing alleged weapon sites so we can take all the Iraqi oil, use weapons of mass destruction on innocent Iraqi people.
And tell the world "f*ck you" because "we" have the the biggest double standards on earth and "we" won't be happy 'til there is a Starbucks and a McDonalds in every nation in the world. |
| W.M.D. | Their Nukes. |
| Shit-Eating Grin | Something Dubya does every fourteen seconds while making his speeches, believing it is a crowd pleaser. |
| Religion | A shroud to hide beneath that's good for public relations and opinion, that also aids in covering my wrong doings that are contrary to my professed Christianity, and to just good old-fashioned human morality. |
| Thirty-Two Percent | The percentage of Americans who would vote a blind dog into office if it resulted in a lower tax rate and restrictions on abortion. |
| Tax Cuts | The top 1% of households, which have more wealth than the entire bottom 95% combined, get more money. |
| 9/11 | why call the police? |
| Folks | SUCKERS!! |
| Suiciders | We believe that he was actually trying to say "Suicide Bomber" |
| Vigilant | keeping your eyes open, and your mouth shut while we screw the world out of it's money, power, resources, young poor soldiers and search you in case you don't agree with our twisted agenda. |
| Wahabbists | Saudi Arabians who blew up the World Trade Center and hit the Pentagon and who believe we're immoral and disgusting, but yet were hanging out in the bars in Daytona, Florida before they were called up to act. See also: "Bush associates" |
| Mission accomplished | We're done with the airplanes and missiles and bombs, so will all news media please leave Iraq and cover something else because I'm not very good at this "winning the peace" thing yet. Hey Dick, what was that word the TV just used to describe Iraq? Quig-mer? Is that good or bad? |
| G W B | GEORGE WANTS BOOZE |
| Disaffectation | Who knows??? |
| Bring 'em on | Bushspeak code used to recruit suicide bombers. |
| Bipartisan | Working with anyone, so long as they share our goals. |
| 100+ degree temperature | Why I go to Crawford and cut underbrush in the heat of summer, to daydream the time when I will sit in the seat of Sadaam in the heat of the middle east and wear crown jewels upon my idiot head. |
| Borders | don't be so silly we don't have them - we're America. |
| Nuculeer | nuclear |
| Ethics | things other people have. |
| Theater | Dumbasses who can't say BATTLEFIELD. or BOMBING OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS. |
| Perninsurla | A piece of land that sticks out in the ocean, like New Orleans. |
| Daddy | I am the clone of George H. |
| Good | hurts everyone and destroy the economy. |
| Community based community | The community Dubya lived back ther' in ol' Texas... |
| M-M-Mixed Messages | the excuse for rushing to Iraq. |
| Ally | a pawn; scapegoat; someone used for the gain of someone's action. |
| Neocon | "New Con Game" |
| Pfc. England and Sgt. Griner | Scapegoats for a neglected, poorly supervised branch of the military, the National Guard. They take the fall while the intel chain of command smokes cigars. |
| Religious Right | Taliban without the pretty hats. |
| World peace | hey, let's raise taxes, piss away billions of dollars in Iraq and other 3rd world countries and lead a bullshit war that resolves nothing. |
| Quail | A bird that looks like a man. |
| Jimmy Carter | Not invited! |
| Scapegoat | What I do to anyone in government when it comes close to elections in order to make me look good. |
| Youthful indiscretions | Lawlessness available only to children of powerful politicians and businessmen. |
| Occidentate | To face West. |
| Six | Number of secret service people that Bush has working full time for the Saudi Arabian Embassy. No other embassy has any.... He's gotta protect his retirement money! |
| Evil-Doers | Saddam, My Daddy, Osama, Kerry, the Democratic Party, the people of Mexico, and Greenland. Did I say Gays? |
| Bush's Military Experience | An excuse for brain damage actually caused by substance abuse. |
| Personal Investment Accounts | A potentially good idea in a system where everyone has access to the same informaton. In a world with insider knowledge, a chance for those on the inside to rape those on the outside. |
| National Deficit | a holiday in which all deaf people sit down. Bush dedicated this day to all them challenged folks. |
| Retarded | See 'George W. Bush' 'Dubya' and 'presidents who were in the "special group"' |
| FREEDOM | To do as the government says |
| Screwed | What we are for years to come....thanx republicans! |
| Education | Something Bush never had. |
| Iraq Thanksgiving Dinner | A publicity stunt that you can use to boost your chances at re-election. (Make sure you screen this lovely meal to only republican troops while the democratic ones, the smart non-oppressive people, get to eat MRE's). And don't waste money that Halliburton spent, give it back to them, because trust me they want it, and have a fake turkey. |
| Blind | People Who Voted for Bush! |
| Flip Flop | Means I don't change my mind when a policy is bad - I just go forward and hope all goes well. |
| Bring Em On | I dare you to shoot the guys in front of me! |
| Bush's DNA Analyst | The one in Texas who turned out to be a microbiolgist terrorist, matching dna that didn't match, thus putting people to death who were innocent. |
| Born Again | Not responsible for anything. |
| The rest of the world | screw 'em! |
| Embetterment | ...that sounds like a big word... |
| Debt | meaning?? Oh, nothing. |
| Neh-vah-duh | Place to raise lots of campaign cash, pick up five easy 'lectoral votes, and dump tonsa nukular waste |
| Nine-eleven | The day 14 Saudis, not Iraqis, flew airplanes into the twin towers and the Pentagon, but which proved useful in launching a war on Iraq. |
| GOP | Gold Oil Profit |
| Cannon Fodder | See "Soldiers". |
| "Thou Shalt Not Kill" | The sixth commandment handed down from God to Moses which somehow doesn't apply to white Christian American Republicans. |
| Disableizing | dubya word for disabling, as in "Our troops have done a tremendous job of disablizing the tearists." |
| Nucular Perferation | Gettin' them nucular bombs away from them Ahranian Mooolas on the peninchilla. |
| My fellow americans | sorry-ass motherfuckers. |
| Axis of evil | All the countries that need regime change in order to improve oil, coal, and nuclear energy stock value or Republican election chances. |
| Nuculer | nuclear. |
| Coalition of the willing | England and just a handful of other countries that no one has ever really heard of before much less knows how to pronounce. |
| Federal employees | My slaves who if they don't do what I say and keep their mouths shut, I will arrest them for treason and put them in federal prisons and military prisons, particularly if they try to subversively take me down where I belong because I am out of control, addicted to death, maiming and destruction of the world. |
| Harvard Business School | A substitute for military service availabe only to the Scion of well connected families. |
| Yale Algebra 101 | F=C |
| Mexican | the "language" george bush says he "can't speak." |
| Medicare reform | a term w uses to justify slashing senior's benefits so much that the reimbursement for treatment is LESS than the cost of the drug. I.E. |
| Justice | prerogative of the wealthy |
| Canada | Umm... Down South |
| Cheney | Soulless automaton built by Corporate America to ensure the poor stay poor and stupid. |
| Black people | Those who should be all sent back to their own land, accept for mine, who help me tend my home. |
| War (2) | Peace;"when we are talking about war we are really talking about peace" |
| Republican | Cares more about you before your born then after you are born. |
| CHILD CARE | that's when we give more money to strangers to raise your children than to the families that should have it. |
| Ashcroft | Asshole in capital form. |
| Nukyular | Dubya's favorite word. Normal peple pronounce it as "nuclear" but who cares about 'em, right? |
| Terrorists | Every muslim who monkey man doesn't come on friendly terms with |
| Prayer time before beddy time | Dear Lord, please don't let the American people find out I am Hitler incarnate. |
| Christian Conservative | The ruling class. |
| Liberty | 1)A former right given up to the ruling Republican party after 9/11. 2) Something only a friend or relative of George Bush may enjoy. |
| Fabulous | One of Dubya's favorite words. |
| Terrorism | The thing that Bush uses to get everything he wants. |
| Turning a corner | Ignoring the obvious. |
| Republican Party | A five-kegger at Dubya's place with lines of coke in the bathroom. |
| He he heee hee he | what do I say Mr. Cheney? What do I say? uh? |
| Helping the terrorists | What Dubya calls it when anyone disagrees with him. Marxism anyone? |
| Titanic | A ship that stayed the course. |
| Africa | A nation that suffers from incredible disease. |
| "I am a unificator" | No, he is a divider. Learn the correct term, Mr. President. |
| Terrist | Someone who attacks the morals of the United States. |
| Anti-abortion and Anti-gay | Screw separation of church and state! |
| 9-11 | An extreme right-wing white-power-based plot to nullify the constitution, oppress Americans, oppress the weak, stimulate the arms budget and punish poor around the world, to further the right- (white-) wing global agenda by procuring all world(ly) assets, which others in history failed to accomplish (Napolean, Hitler, Stalin, G.H.W. Bush, Egyptians, Imperial Britain). |
| Pre-emptive strike | Naked aggression. |
| Blackmailed | What's happened to me. That's why I protect the Saudis. My sexual liasons have been caught on tape and they hold the tapes. And I have done some pretty kinky things that my wife doesn't know about. She only suspects Condi, but oh, there is so much more. |
| Bush's Presidency | A village in Texas lost its idiot. Hence the Weapon of Mass Distraction took office with the help of a Turd Blossom. |
| Nuclear prolifiration | Destroy everyone's nukes but build better ones for ourselves and for Isreal. |
| Homophobe | George W. Bush |
| Spin Cycling | What I do regularly, cycle the spin over and over to you dumb Americans who love me and don't realize what an idiot Cheney, Rumsfeld and I are. |
| Oil Pigs | Bush and Cheney! |
| Homeland(US) | Fatherland (Ger) |
| Better America | Place where terrorists and chaos reign. |
| Seventy Iraqi Battalions | One Iraqi Battalion. |
| Infiltrator | My informant who was placed into a group of 7 black males in Liberty City, Miami, and who helped to create what would look good for the fall elections, a fantasy terror organization. |
| Bring 'Em On | I dare you to shoot the guys in front of me! |
| Power | mine all mine, down down, go go, mine all mine! |
| Nucular | a threat to middle class citizens. |
| Disassemble | To fail to make rhetoric and/or events conform to the twisted personal reality of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice. |
| Long Pauses | What Bush does because his small little brain can't read fast enough for him to recite a full sentence. |
| Muslim | somebody who wants me dead. |
| Denigrate to | Denigrate. For some reason Bush feels it needs an extra preposition. |
| Election Day | Time to call Mayflower. |
| The First Amendment | Unpatriotic, un-American, evil gibberish. |
| Bush Family | Aka , spoiled, bull ridin', excuse makin', mass murderin', lying, tubacca chewin, Oil n' alkihol guzzlin... cowboys. |
| Bugit defecit | A couple of bucks we owe to god. |
| America's Youth | A cheap, profitable, renewable resource. |
| Antichrist | See Bush. |
| Good Steward of the Land | Someone who gets every stinkin' dollar of oil and paper out of that dang land!
Pass the chainsaw and the oil drill- there's oil in them there national forests! Oh, and Christy Todd Whitman only quit as EPA Commissioner out of protest because she was a liberal Democrat... uh, wait a minute.. next question? |
| Feriners | people born in countries other than the USA |
| Fairness | Fairness is taking the time to rig the game in your favor. (Or have your dad do it for you.) |
| Spreading Democracy | A special form of nation building, conducted by the Bush II administration. |
| My girls. | Send your own stupid girls to Iraq. I'm not dumb. My girls are staying here where they are safe and secure. |
| Re-election | Making dumb fucking sheeple believe I knew what the fuck I was doing the first four years and given a second chance to fuck them over worse this go round. |
| Profiteers | see iraq war |
| Conservation | Using energy more efficiently. |
| American constitution | That bit of paper he uses to wipe his ass |
| Iran | Our next acquisition. |
| Homeland | Der Father Land. |
| Iraq. | Money! WHOO HOO! |
| Crimes against humanity | A good reason to impeach me and try me as a war criminal. |
| Dicider | Dubya is the DICIDER of America. In other words |
| Why did chicken cross road? | Chicken? What chicken? Dickie, get me my howitzer. There's a bigass bird trying to invade my country. That's an Arab chicken if I ever saw one! And he's got a bigass pretzel, a weapon of myass destruction! Help me, Donnie! Save me, Condy! My life is flashing before my beady little eyes!!! |
| Tax cuts | punishment for being poorer then me |
| You're doin' a heckofa job | Something said to an incompetent moron, by another incompetent moron when he has no idea of what's going on. |
| My third CIA Director | Michael Hayden, a four star Air Force General who appears to be more concerned for his rear end grooming habits than doing what, torturing people. Perhaps Michael needs to torture for the penile implant to work. |
| Conservative republican | GUNS! GAYS! and GOD! |
| Am. Nat. Wildlife Reserve | "screw the animals, we want oil!!!!" |
| Pom Poms and Rah Rah | What Bush held and said at Yale |
| Musta couldn't | Bushspeak for couldn't or were not able to. |
| Crack | Nose candy back in the day... now im president, but you go to jail for it. sucka! |
| Abortion | What dem feminazis love to do! dems are evil burn in hel womens!! |
| Unknown | What the Hell? Bring out the bombs. |
| President | One who rules the world. |
| Taxes are Important | So we can pay out our ass so we can provide "care" for iraqis and they dont even want it. If they wanted it, they would leave iraq! And lets send all of our wood over there for free so we can pay 40 dollars for a piece of plyboard as compared to 10. |
| Internets | Those millions of webs out there that we weave when we first set out to deceive, and our name is George W. Bush. |
| Idiot | George W Bush |
| Axles of evil | axis of evil |
| Warmonger | George "Warmonger" Bush. You got it, the W stands for warmonger! |
| Conservative | Spend as much taxpayer money as possible, yet lower taxes and CONSERVE his own personal wealth. |
| Suicider | someone intent on impeding the spread of freedom by blowing him/her self up |
| Educational System | Rarely is the question asked |
| The 365 page Bible | That's the Bible I read when I told ya'll I read the entire Bible. Tricked ya! Ha! Ha! |
| Disaster | Electing George W. Bush to be the United States of America's President |
| She has a right to her opinio | I'm not talking to that bitch. |
| Maxed Missages | A term used only by George W Bush, about his presidential period... Talking about Mixed messages! |
| War | good |
| Pulling out | Bush doesnt know its meaning unless its during intercourse |
| Declassified | What classified information becomes when the public finds out I am the one who leaked it. |
| Nucualar | Pretty Explosive Light! |
| Foreign policy | also pronounced "furrin"; it's that "tough" thing that Dubya can't seem to be able to get right |
| Little Iraqi girl | The one I bombed. |
| Smaller government | Bigger more expensive wasteful government |
| Credit card company | Republican Campaign Treasury |
| Fox News | Manic right wing White conservative based propaganda that is eerily close to getting on all fours and giving Bush and his cronies felattio while calling everyone who's not a fat cat Republican a 'liberal tree hugging wuss' |
| I will serve my country... | ...by taking down our economy and making myself money from oil. |
| Compassionate conservatism | Making sure that government is not the answer to people's problems |
| France | That place where all the pussies live. |
| Fixed income | I fixed 'em good!!!! |
| I accept full responsibility | No one gets fired, and I face no consequences. |
| Opining | New word made up by our dear commander in chief. By this he means a person that has an opinion and says it aloud. |
| Evil doers | Everyone who doesn't believe in American domination and who must be punished until they see the errors of their ways. |
| Nukular | the ultimate firecracker, and a sure way to make W cream his shorts. |
| "Mission Accomplished" | A term Bush uses after knocking down two Saddam statues |
| Economy | ........that money thing. |
| "mission accomplished" | a phrase used to strike false hope into the public |
| Fillibuster | rodeo rider |
| Egomaniac | George Dubya on any given day |
| Conservitive | Haven't you read the Bible? |
| Abu Ghraib | A place that you go when you're arab and don't agree with the American government. Synonyms |
| No child left behind | Bush's way of trying to make sure our kids aren't smarter than he is (though most of them already are). |
| WMD | "W" MASSIVE DUMMY! |
| Decisive action | Do whatever the fuck you want, right or wrong, then brag about how you stuck with your original plan |
| White House | Place where I meet the Super Bowl Champions every year. (Wish they would just come to crawford.I hate going there.) |
| George Dubya Bush | Stupid Dumbass |
| Exemplerary | Exemplary |
| "stra-te-jary" | We here in America believe that our fearless leader (lol), dub-ya, is trying to say strategy. What a dumb A**!! |
| Unugly | foolish gibberish only a C average illiterate man would make |
| Vitenam | where them poor boys got sent while I was "serving my country" by protecting the air space of Texas |
| Stalling | What I tell my administration to do toward the media. Stall until I get out of here. Then let the truth out of what an asshole I've been to humanity. |
| Character and conviction | lie to the American people, and screw them over for 4 more years and kill millions in my oil war |
| Helicopter Driver | Commander In Chief's stupidity exposed once again as he can not even use proper terms, used for the past several decades, by the very military he commands! |
| Karl Rove | Pavlov |
