"Wow, what a mind blower. That was D most realistic video game I have perchance to play."

"There were moments when I believed I had touched the face of God Himself..."

"...oh the dizziness, the dizziness..."

"this game must be blocked at all costs. Use exteme prejudice if necessary. Beware. Be JCPenny Wear..."

"...I suddenly glanced down at my watch and noticed that I had not gotten up out of my chair for the past 48 hours..."