I love being a republican because I can get tax relief in times of war. I can take money from higher education and give to the feds to kill. I can raise tax on utilities without your permission. I can ensure that the middle class stays just above poverty. I can listen in on your telephone, observe your house from satellite and not break the law. I can break the law and you can't do anything about it because I have created laws to protect me. But most of all I love being a republican because you don't vote enough in the majority to keep me out. Yee haa.....