| Licking your lips | Something Dubya likes to do every five seconds, even more often in the GOP convention |
| Morals | What Bush pretends to have...(and somehow is elected for). If you're in Iraq, please read the Kama Sutra...at least you can get fucked in style. |
| Draft | Inevitable if Bush is elected |
| Freedom | Being invaded and having your natural resources confiscated, and a puppet government put in place |
| Peace in Iraq | ...If they have oil |
| Serve all Americans | Now I can do whatever I want. |
| "mission accomplished" | a phrase used to strike false hope into the public |
| Re-election | cheating my way into another 4 years in office. turning away voters in minority districts as in2000 |
| Town Hall Meeting | Photo op with zombies and a teleprompter. |
| Successful "C" student | Son of a sitting president of the U.S. |
| Bush's Clean Air Initiative | A wet, sloppy blowjob for the big polluters of the country...part of the new world order plan to destroy government and any/all government regulation that gets in the way of corporate profit. |
| Strategy | make it up as you go |
| "stra-te-jary" | We here in America believe that our fearless leader (lol), dub-ya, is trying to say strategy. What a dumb A**!! |
| De-watering | The removal of standing flood water from New Orleans. |
| Ownership society | It's good to be born rich |
| John Kerry | Bush's term for terrorist |
| Hard Work | Taking vacations, bombing innocents, and sending american soldiers to die. |
| Nuclear | new clar |
| Uhh | Really I'm fuckin' lost so if i just keep using this term it will seem like I'm goin' somewhere with this. |
| Pretzel | A liquid substance containing alcohol (80 proof or above) which causes you to loose your balance and a chunk of your head, but can be easily explained away by PR personnel that a fifty something year old suddenly forgot to chew. |
| Social security reform | A plan put forth by the Bush-Cheney regime to destroy any/all hope for John Q Public to ever be able to retire. The underlying theme with this reform is to keep the average citizen from having any guaranteed financial security hence keeping them from retiring earlier. After all, corporate assholes don't make as much money without the slaves in the cubicle farms. |
| Free Elections | Elections where the electorate is free to vote for my candidate. |
| "Democracy" | The form of government forced upon any land that has been fairly quiet for a period of time. Common locations of this government include Middle East countries. The most impressive example of one who enforces "democracy" is George W. Bush. However, do not be fooled by the lack of "democrat" in his title. |
| Work | Let uncle Dick make the decisions while I play with my dollies. |
| Mission Accomplished | We're done with the airplanes and missiles and bombs, so will all news media please leave Iraq and cover something else because I'm not very good at this "winning the peace" thing yet. Hey Dick, what was that word the TV just used to describe Iraq? Quig-mer? Is that good or bad? |
| Media | Worthless "pretty boys and girls" who never read newspapers and tell the American people lies from their teleprompts. |
| Love your neighbor | To admire people living near your ONLY if they share your views, and ONLY if they are straight, or pretent to be striaght bible thumpers. |
| "Herding Cattle" | Homosexual favours that bush and his organization do |
| Terrorist | Anyone opposed to the new Neo-Nazi World Order |
| Bush's last day pardon | My Mother and Father for making me into what I am today, a failure. |
| Extenuate | To provide an exegesis of something, or to pontificate. |
| Old Age | The probable cause of death for Osama Bin Laden. |
| Suicide | voting for George W. Bush |
| Diplomacy | Saying to the leaders of other nations, "I want it and I want it now. And if you disagree with me you hate freedom." As Frued would say, being totally controlled by one's Id. |
| Frivliss lawsuits | these are a special kind of lawsuits that file themselves against docs! |
| Mexico | Um... Up North? |
| King Fahd of Saudi Arabia | The man responsible for 911. |
| Decisive Leadership | The thing Dubya calls it when he doesn't feel like putting any thought into his actions. |
| Gay Rights | Giving Gay People the Right to shoot themselves in the head after their I take away all of their freedoms. |
| New Orleans | New presidential fishin' hole! Yippie!!! |
| George Dumbya Bush | Stipudist purrsin uhliev |
| Vacation | The thing Dubya does most on the job. Dubya has spent more days on vacation than any other president in the last 218 years. |
| Election | Wag the dog |
| Doing a Superb Job | I am incapable of admitting a mistake. |
| Ongoing investigation | we can't talk about that because it will show that we are corrupt, amoral criminals. Also see "paper shreading", "ollie north", "presidential pardons" "cover-up" |
| September 11th, 2001 | Fundraising opportunity |
| Revolution | "You know what gang violence is? mostly? and the people dont want you to hear this. Its when somebody shoots your family memeber, so of course you retaliate. Same thing the US does (me) only nobody even shot their family members. They see, somebody bomb a school and all these people get killed, so me and the government feel like, oh thats messed up, we gotta go show them who's the real killaz. This country was built on gangs, I beleive this country is still run on gangs, Republicans, Democrats, the police department, the FBI, the CIA, those are gangs, you know what I mean? the correctional officers, I had a correctional officer tell me straight up, you're the biggets gang in New York State, straight up" -George Bush |
| Legacy Admission | The system used at Yale to recruit cheerleaders. |
| Gay marriage | the end of the US Govt. legally taking peoples pensions. If approved, US govt. would have to pay SSI benefits to surviving spouses, this would result in a US govt. loss of a whole buncha money. |
| Hard work | Let Uncle Dick make the decisions while I play with my dollies |
| Saddam | A Good Excuse |
| American Values | Predatory Capitalism |
| Gooder | better. |
| Sovergninity | sovergnty |
| Dubya | Retarded Texan |
| Weapons of Mass Destruction | Smoke and mirrors used to prevent the discovery that I don't know what im doing as President |
| Decider | You know, the guy that does the deciding. |
| "I love America" | He doesn't even understand america. |
| The sins of the father | Have been delivered upon the son |
| Taxes | Services Ex. Read My lips, No new taxes(Services) |
| Fix social scurity | raise taxes on lower income people, and reduce social scurity benefits for low to mid income people! |
| Ingrinible | No one really knows! These people named their company after it, though! |
| Mexicans | Browns who commit a horrible crime by crossing a river |
| Axis of Evil | The Bush Administration |
| Saddam Hussein | The Man In Charge of September 11 |
| W.M.D | Weapons not of Mass Destruction |
| The War President | What country can we bomb next, Dick? |
| Impeachable Offense | Sex with a young adult. Unimpeachable offense, screwing a nation. |
| Strategery | to plan |
| Bring 'em on | Bushspeak code used to recruit suicide bombers |
| Tony Blair | listen to whatever Dickie says so you can cash in too |
| Location of Iraq | Ummm, maybe like here next to China? Am I close? Dick, help me out here. |
| Squeezle | por-kee-pine (in W's world) |
| Flip Flopper | Person who pays attention to the issues, admits he has made a mistake of judgment and works to correct that mistake. |
| Brain Dead | Bush and his cabinet |
| The Ten Commandments | One of them I hear is 'Thou shalt not kill'. Oh well, what's a few million people. Think of all the people in the world. We could afford to lose a few. Thank me people. It's the course of nature that I take life into my hands and decide who lives and who dies. |
| Blah blah blah blah blah | i'm a big stupid moron who doesn't know anything about anything |
| Success | Its only half done, but good enough for me |
| Civil Liberties | "Special rights" given to rich, illiterate, straight, male, right-wing nut jobs to destroy natural resources, exploit the poor, torture gays and other moinorities, and send other people's children off to die in an illegally waged war. |
| War to Bush | ...Paycheck! |
| "Let Freedom Reign!" | New World Order! |
| Good president | definently not George W. Bush |
| We create jobs | we send the good paying jobs to china, but we reduce unemployment and more people work for min. wage |
| International policy | pumping oil |
| Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh | Think of a lie. Dick? Condi? |
| Canada | Um..... Up North? |
| We Must Help Iraq | Lets send our troops over to get killed because we want to help them and they dont want help |
| No talking to the terrorists | Just bomb everyone who is in the mideast, including my military personnel. I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE! Impeach me please, someone. |
| Legacy admission | The system used at Yale to recruit cheerleaders. |
| Homeland Security | There ought to be limits to freedom. |
| Oil | The reason for US military action in Iraq and for no such action in the Sudan. |
| Israel | The capital of America |
| Tribal Sovereignty | He hasn't a fucking clue...
When asked his response was laughed at because they are " uhhh tribal and sovereign. |
| Soldiers | see. "Cannon Fodder". |
| Bonsai | John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia, my "Little Bush." |
| Turd | Bush |
| Taliban | Is that a rock band? |
| Fish and Humans.. | What on Earth WAS he saying? |
| Nuclear prolifiration | destroy everyone's nukes but build better ones for ourselves anf for Isreal. |
| Sadism | George, Rummy and Dick |
| Nucular Weapons in Iraq | A great pretext for starting a war. See fraud. |
| No Child left behind | No billionaire left behind |
| Preserving the peace | Using U.S. military force |
| Unfair | Bringing up my arrest record right before the election, so I don't have time to spin it. |
| Terrst | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terrorist" |
| Fantasyland | Where Bush would have us all live. |
| September 11, 2001 | The very unfortunate event that led to Iraq's demise because a certain man wanted to have some fun during his presidency |
| The Iraq card game | Gamble and kill at the same time! |
| Mandate | Wee-hee! Let's see how much I can f*ck things up. |
| Rapture | Cha-Ching |
| They hate freedom | The reason terrorists keep attacking Sweden. |
| No Child Left Behind | Effective way to cut spending without feeling guilty |
| Good Business | The way you twist your foot when it's firmly placed upon a poor person's neck. |
| Good | Hurts everyone and destroy the economy |
| Terr | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terror" |
| Slaves | Someone who Bush thinks willingly chose to travel to America from Africa. (Said by Dubya in Senegal, July 2003) |
| Challenged Votes | Kerry Supporters |
| Creating more jobs | ...for soldiers |
| America's Youth | A cheap, profitable, renewable resource. |
| Bush's Military Experience | ...excused for brain damage |
| Things are good | We are fucked in the ass, but you taxpayers will keep on paying. Stupid fucks!!! |
| Personal Responsibility | "If you see someone you don't know getting into a crop duster that you don't own you should report it to someone." |
| Bush | An ornamental plant you put in your front yard to impede passers-by from looking in your front window...it is helpful to the bush to throw manure upon it to foster growth. |
| Illetirate | George Bush |
| Compassionate conservative | No meaning. The term is actually paradoxical. I give it no meaning because the people this term refers to don't exist. The existance of something like this would cause a catastrophic tear in the space-time continuum and cause the universe to completely stop functioning. |
| Smoke 'em out | fake a war |
| Nukyular power PANTS | Uhhhm ok. If anyone comes up with a meaning to this please let me know. |
| Mountain biking | an activity most normal human beings can do perfectly well, but Dubya seems to fall on his ass whenever he gets on one |
| Atowlehatafagastan | What Dubya calls Afghanistan when he talks with Cheney. |
| Cocaine | What I was arrested for while serving in the Nat'l. Guard, but that my Daddy took care of because he didn't want to be embarrassed. |
| "Hard Work" | Doing nothing! |
| Persistent Vegetative State | A phrase that accurately describes "W" whenever he attempts to speak. |
| Last Throes | A condition which could last 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, or even 12 years. |
| Army | Something Dubya doesn't think Sweden has got |
| Homeland security | see "nazi ss department"
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| War | needs to happen everyday; equivalent of taking a shower |
| Tourist | Since Bush Pronounces Terrorist wrong Foreiners think he is saying tourists. "We will get those Tourists" |
| Pro-life | abortion is wrong, but its ok to send teenagers to Iraq and kill them in the desert |
| Sovereign Nation | A country with no oil. |
| The One Million Dollar Check | The one I told my friends, the half brothers, King Abdullah and the now King Fahd, to bring over to Mayor of New York City Guliani, to help pay for the recovery of the mess they made downtown on 911. |
| Election results | Definition |
| "blank stare" | he is higher than chich and chog |
| Verciforously | A new word recently used by Bush in the debate when talking about how his troops are killing everyone. |
| Security companies | What I hire to guard federal buildings, ports, military stations and I don't have any idea how secure the facilities are and I don't care. I hire Dubai to manage my ports and that small place is primarily business dominated by the BinLadens, my favorite people who were vacationing in Reno and Las Vegas during 911 and that the F.B.I. wanted to detain to speak to them because the F.B.I. had substantial evidence some of the BinLadens had information the F.B.I. needed. But I didn't want to detain my wonderful BinLaden friends. They told me they were frightened and wanted me to privately escort them out of the country. I guess they were guilty because they surely didn't want to speak to my F.B.I.. So I didn't let the F.B.I. speak to them. |
| Patriot Act | Nazi type legislation used to strip innocent people of their rights. See also, "first step to the final solution" |
| Compassionate conservatism | I'll tell you that I care deeply and smilingly nudge you on the shoulder as I cut your medicare benefits, social security entitlement, and military pay. |
| Nuclear Proliferation | Our Nukes |
| Stem cell research | it could cure many genetic diseases.....but since stupidity aint genetic GW dont care. |
| Sex organs | we usse sex organs to make babies |
| OB-GYN | A medical professional trained in the art of "practicing their love with women." |
| George W. Bush | an organism that claims to be human (though many doubt this); has the utterly preposterous notion that he rules the world; (also see |
| Nukyaler | I think it means nuclear |
| Al- Quedy | The hick way of referring to the terrorist organizationg Al-Queda |
| Gay Marriage | Smoke Screen |
| Pro Life | Meaning abortion is wrong, but killing those that perform abortions is "God's work". |
| Bush's Presidency | A village in Texas lost its idiot. Hence the Weapon of Mass Distraction took office with the help of a Turd Blossom |
| Oil. | I have a pool of oil at my texan ranch where I bath in the sweet sweet liquid gold. Is it edible? |
| I stand behind the troops | This war isn't over |
| Department of the Interior | Oil Lobby |
| Restore Honor to the Office | Lie about anything but sex. |
| Evil Empire | Them that aint from Texas |
| Less Unemployment | We've changed how we define "unemployed." |
| Nucular | TO microwave something.i guess |
| Yeee-haaaw | Foreign policy |
| Political Capital | A lame duck president who can do whatever he wants because his party controls the senate, the house, the judicial branch, and a large supply of weapons of mass destruction. |
| Clear and consistent policy | "The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else. We are in Iraq to achieve a result. A country that is democratic." Bush |
| Colin Powell | Uncle Tom |
| Unwavering. | An egomaniac with an inability to admit error. |
| Evangelical movement | Definiton |
| Allies | None if we keep going this way... |
| Newculer | one of them hi paired bombs that blows up real strong |
| Analogy | cliff=food
as
Saddam=power |
| Hell Bound Fuck | Any Republican; those that vote for Bush are not only going to hell, but headed to the deepest depths of it. |
| Texas Style | retards |
| Alleged | Rationale for bombing Iraq. |
| Intelligence | The ability to understand complex problems with more than one side, realizing your own hypocracy when berating your opponents, knowing the difference between accept and except when defining black people. |
| Maniac | Me, who started this atrocity against humanity. If I had stayed in America and infiltrated the sleeper cells and spent the money on closing them down and keeping them under control, there wouldn't have been this ongoing anihilation of the human race. |
| Proof of Nuclear Capability | A grainy sattelite photo of what may or may not be a refrigerator at the bottom of a swimming pool. |
| Misunderestimated | Check the dictionary. Oops! It's not there! Heh... |
| Compassionate Conservativism | 1. Bush and buddies conserve their wealth ruthlessly while whistling Dixie. 2. Killing millions of Iraqi civilians and calling it collateral damage. |
| Edjamacation | What we need to ram into our kids so they can use a gun and kill people that don't look like me |
| Personal debts | What I owe the Arabs for failed business ventures. Whatever my sweet friends want, they get. If they want a regime change throughout the mid-east, then I'll do it, anything to clear my debt. |
| Tax cuts | What rich people do need and what poor people don't!!!! |
| Fight terrism | go to war against every nation on the planet, or until there are no american people left! |
| Bill of Rights | toilet paper |
| Osama bin laden | Who??? Not involve oil? Not interested Dick?! I'm goin' onna
vacation!! |
| $428.6 billion | Military budget for the entire year of 2005 -- not including the money being spent in Iraq! |
| Ratificate | Bush wishes to ratificate an Amendment banning gay marriage |
| Chief Executive | An outsourcer and sourcerer of evil. |
| Lyndie Englund | 1.) The Undersecretary of Defense for Interrogation Policy
2.) Scapegoat |
| Natural disaster | when americans must hide their nationality on foreign soil for voting in "a war president" |
| Abortion | Well, hes right on one thing, Abortion is wrong! |
| Evangelicals | The people I tricked into thinking I was a Bible thumping preacher when really I don't care a shit about the Bible. |
| Hell Bound | Any Republican; those that vote for Bush are not only going to hell, they're headed to the deepest depths of it. |
| Internets | The faster internets that only Bush can use |
| Fool me once,....Shame on.... | The most famous statement made from the most famous lame duck president. |
| Freedom | A handy substitute for Jesus and God. Useful in speeches. |
| Credibility gap | the space between george's ears |
| Not on my watch! | No one is shooting at me! |
| Loving your neighbor | Raining bombs on people a half world away |
| The new card game | Gamble and kill at the same time! |
| Peace in our time | after ive nuked,raped and pillaged the rest of the world |
| "I am a unificator" | No, he is a divider. Learn the correct term, Mr. President. |
| World Peace (def. 2) | A piece of the World |
| New tax code | More financial breaks for the upper 1% of the American population, most of whom do not currently work |
| Uganda | The country with the militia cutting off little boys ears, arms, legs and noses, but that I won't send the military in there to catch that bastard. Instead an evangelical minister went in there by himself, supported by the evangelical ministry to do the job I should be doing. |
| Liberal | Someone who will do a poorer job than Bush of giving big companies unneeded tax breaks. |
| Evil | n. 1. Brown people; 2. non-white people; 3. non Christian people (includes Catholics); 4. Kerry; 5. Sodom Hussein (as Daddy pronounced it). v. 1. Bombing innocent civilians (as long as those innocent civilians are rich white Americans, Iraqis don't count); See also |
| "Pro-life" | The term used by Bush to state that he is against Abortion. Of course, he's only against aborting babies.
He authorized the executions of tons of people when he was the governor of Texas, and he's killing even more people in Iraq these days. But he's pro-life. yeah, right. |
| CIA | Marketing Department |
| Veterans Benefits | $0.00 |
| Nine Eleven | The date Iraq flew airplanes into the twin towers in New York |
| Bitch | George W. Bush |
| Trickeration | To trick someone, or the art/act of tricking someone...esp. into voting for your dumbass |
| Persuasion | torture |
| WAR | Having a play date with foreigners |
| "Things are looking up"... | Poor people wander the streets and kill for food, families are finding out everyday that their loved ones have been killed in the war that we're "winning", yet still getting our asses reamed in, and North Korea is pending nuclear missle launch on the USA. |
| Rights of Gays | You have a right to lose your life in Iraq, but you have no right to be you. |
| Uhhhhhhhh......... | It means that he doesn't know what the heck he is talking about!!! |
| Twelve American soldiers dead | In one week. Man, I'm doin pretty good. That means my military will kill 6,000 innocent Iraqis to make up for the twelve I just had murdered. |
| Strategery | The way in which one oppresses. |
| FEMA | Failed Emergency Misplaced Appropriations |
| Noble Cause | Oil Company Profits |
| Absolute Idiot | see |
| Won't play the blame game | It's our fault! |
| Poor | those who aren't rich |
| I.Q | Used to define intelligence, Bush and his ancestors (believed to be members of the tapeworm family) hover around zero |
| Accountability | We will find someone to blame. |
| Infantry | how to dispose of the poverty level in america |
| The Poor | There is US ans there is them |
| Sovereign | Another big word that he can use many times in one response |
| You're doing a wonderful job | I don't actually know what it is you do, but Dick's aid hired you, so you must be good. |
| Insurgent | a man or woman that uses force to rally people into submission in to the government; a coward |
| Asshole | George W. Bush
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| Son | everyone is bush;s father |
| Wanted; Dead or Alive | Wanted; Dead of Old Age |
| Spreading democracy | Busting this country down |
| Valerie Plame | A woman who was trying to help the government prevent a nuclear war, but was exposed by Bush, thus her covert operation went overt and she was given a desk job. |
| Afida-fy-fidaFool | I have stupid syndrome like 52 billion other people that voted for me.GwB |
| Terrzm | Dubyaspeak pronunciation of "Terrorism" |
| Election | getting electr ummm ummm electrification by a wire. |
| No children left behind | unless they cant afford it |
| Hamdan vs. Rumsfeld | The litmus test given to John Roberts before he was nominated to become the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court. |
| Nuculer | A modifier, sounds good |
| Disenfranchised voters | those cry-babies in Jeb's state. It's not my fault they can't punch a hole in a card! And speaking of punching holes in cards, you should see how many holes I can punch with an AK-47! Thank God assault rifles haven't been banned (not that I wouldn't still have 'em, I'd just have to do most of my shootin' on the down-lo, like in Mexico or somethin'). |
| Iraq War | A war of choice that shall add money to Bush's own profit aka oil company. |
| Purpose | Having importance, i.e. "the most important thing for me is to remember what's the most important thing." |
| Alaska | It's just another stupid country, let's make some money off it! |
| Home | Home is important. It's important to have a home. |
| Books | bible |
| Weapons Of Mass Destruction | USA Army |
| Misunderestimate | no clue....but it's what they did to iraq's forces |
| Avian Flu | misdirection |
| Where's the terrorist? | In the House of Fahd in Saudi Arabia where he doesn't like Americans, but comes over here to party in Reno and Las Vegas and have male dancers entertain him while he does the things he implores in his own country, such as drinking. |
| War in Iraq/September 11th... | POPULATION CONTROL! |
| Moron | Any person with a yearly income of 35K or less who votes Republican! |
| Status symbol | the reason DUBYA wants to be "your leader" |
| Nation Building | When a democratic administration interferes in another countries affairs. |
| New world order | bush and his mates |
| Bush Bio | The result of a google search for "failure"
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| OIL | Operation Iraqi Liberation |
| Debatering | to show the voters of this country how dumb you are next to an intelligent candidate 3 times before the election and still win! |
| Victory plan | More spin to help with the upcoming elections in the U.S. |
| Mexed Missages | is this something Mexican? or is it a mixed message? |
| Decider | a more polite way of saying facsist dictator |
| Iraq | A supposive war that shall add money to bush's own profit aka oil company |
| Jesus | My bestest friend. Wait - what? Jesus was a liberal?!! |
| Health insurance | make new laws encouraged by lobbiest to keep everybody safe and work harder like a race horse by cutting everybodies freedom. HA-HA- sorry that's illegal my friend. |
| Social Security | Welfare |
| Umm | Fuck, whats that word? |
| Pre-emptive | A term used to try to justify an ill-concieved war. Also can be applied to the Homeland Security Act as a measure to silence ANYONE who opposes or could HAVE THE POTENTIAL to oppose the current wave of fascists (neocons and religious "right" nutjobs) that is usurping the government of the United States. |
| Fucking Dumbass Idiot | George W. Bush (otherwise known as, DUBYA) |
| A low C average | a D; the grade average one needs to become president of the U.S.A. [aka ruler of the Earth and owner of everything on it] "Look Daddy, it is a D ,It stands fer Dubya!" |
| Like | A word used by Dubya once he's realized he's too drunk to put the sentence he started together! |
| The BinLadens | The people who told me not to find their son, so I won't. Instead I'll kill all Iraqis and as many American men and women, looking for another man, Sadaam, whom I found but then decided to stay - and do what? I really don't know. Win the war on Terrorism? But I'm beginning to think winning the war on terrorism is going to annihilate the entire human race. It seems more and more Americans are not liking me. And I consider them terrists. So I'm going to have to annihilate them too, I guess, in order to win the war on terrorism. |
| Preservation | I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve |
| Coalition | What Bush calls our strongest allies (mostly poor countries that WE'RE occupying) |
| Persecuted | The party in power is not being given a blank check. |
| Bin Laden | Business Partner |
| Americans helping Americans | FEMA can't help. |
| Separation of Church & State | Faith Based Initiative |
| Unwavering | Being unable or unwilling to admit error. |
| Freedom is not free | A term used to enforce how hard he will have to work to ensure it can only be bought. |
| Moneys | makes me happy
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| Humvee | A military vehicle that could be equipped with life saving armor, if only Halliburton would quit overcharging the defense department. |
| Government | Fucked up Gang that doesn't think before it acts. Gets us killed when what were doing obviously is making things worse! |
| Spread Democracy | Wage war, spread suffering, kill innocents. |
| Mandate. | Ain't nothin' you can do about it. |
| Violation of Security Council | Inventing alleged weapon sites so we can take all the Iraqi oil, use weapons of mass destruction on innocent Iraqi people
(Yeah the ones US/Europe sold to Saddam) and tell the world f*ck you because "we" have the the biggest double standards on earth and "we" won't be happy 'til there is a Starbucks and a McDonalds in every nation in the world. |
| "Good steward"of the land | Pass the chainsaw and the oil drill- there's oil in them there national forests! Oh and Christy Todd Whitman only quit as EPA Commissioner out of protest because she was a liberal Democrat... uh, wait a minute.. next question? |
| Bring 'Em On | I dare you to shoot the guys in front of me! |
| W.M.D. | Their Nukes |
| Shit-Eating Grin | Something Dubya does every fourteen seconds while making his speeches; believes it is a crowd pleaser. (It's not) |
| Religion | A shrowd to hide beneath that increases public relation and opinion, that also aids in covering my wrong doings that are a total abolishment to Christianity and to just good old fashioned human moral. |
| Thirty-Two Percent | The percentage of Americans who would vote a blind dog into office if it resulted in a lower tax rate and restrictions on abortion. |
| Tax Cuts | The top 1% of households, which have more wealth than the entire bottom 95% combined, get more money. |
| 9/11 | why call the police? |
| Folks | SUCKERS!! |
| Suiciders | We believe that he was actually trying to say "Suicide Bomber" |
| Vigilant | keeping your eyes open, and your mouth shut while we screw the world out of it's money, power, resources, young poor soldiers & search you in case you don't agree with our twisted agenda. |
| Wahabbists | Saudi Arabians who blew up the World Trade Center and hit the Pentagon and who believe we're immoral and disgusting, but yet were hanging out in the bars in Daytona, Florida before they were called up to act. |
| Mission accomplished | We're done with the airplanes and missiles and bombs, so will all news media please leave Iraq and cover something else because I'm not very good at this "winning the peace" thing yet. Hey Dick, what was that word the TV just used to describe Iraq? Quig-mer? Is that good or bad? |
| G W B | GEORGE WANTS BOOZE |
| Disaffectation | Who knows??? |
| Bush | dickhead |
| Bipartisan | Working with anyone, so long as they share our goals. |
| Borders | dont be so silly we dont have them were america |
| "Nookular" | I propase a Constitutional amendment saying that nobody may have access to weapons they can't pronounce! |
| Ethics | things other people have |
| Theater | Dumbasses who can't say BATTLEFIELD. or BOMBING OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS. |
| Perninsurla | A piece of land that sticks out in the ocean, like New Orleans.. |
| Peace | Piece of ass? |
| Daddy | I am the clone of George H. |
| Good | hurts everyone and destory the economy |
| M-M-Mixed Messages | the excuse for rushing to Iraq |
| "Nucluler" | We believe it translates to the English term "nuclear" |
| Ally | a pawn; scapegoat; someone used for the gain of someone's action |
| Neocon | "New Con Game" |
| Pfc. England and Sgt. Griner | Scapegoats for a neglected, poorly supervised branch of the military, the National Guard. They take the fall while the intel chain of command smokes cigars. |
| Musta couldn't | bushspeak for couldn't or were not able to |
| Religious Right | Taliban without the pretty hats. |
| World peace | hey lets raise taxes, piss away billions of dollars in iraq and other 3rd world country and lead a bullshit war that resolves nothing. |
| Community based community | The community Dubya lived back ther' in oll' Texas... |
| TIMMYY!!! | Lookie Mr. Cheney! My favorite show. Watch this! |
| Scapegoat | What I do to anyone in government when it comes close to elections in order to make me look good. |
| Jimmy Carter | Not invited! |
| Youthful indiscretions | Hahahaha! I can get away with anything! |
| Occidentate | To face West. |
| Six | Number of secret service people that bush has working full time for the Saudi Arabian Embassy. No other embassy has any.... He's gotta protect his retirement money! |
| Evil-Doers | Saddam, My Daddy, Osama, Kerry, the Democratic Party, The people of Mexico, and Greenland. Did I say Gays? |
| Personal Investment Accounts | A potentially good idea in a system where everyone hsa access to the same informaton. In a world with insider knowledge, a chance for those on the inside to rape those on the outside. |
| National Deficit | a holiday in which all deaf people sit down. Bush dedicated this day to all them challenged folks |
| Retarded | See 'George W. Bush' 'Dubya' and 'presidents who were in the "special group"' |
| Screwed | What we are for the next 4 years....thanx republicans! |
| Education | Something Bush never had. |
| Iraq Thanksgiving Dinner | A publicity stunt that you can use to boost your chances at re-election. (Make sure you screen this lovely meal to only republican troops while the democratic ones, the smart non-oppressive people, get to eat MRE's) OH! And don't waste money that Halliburton spent, give it back to them, cause trust me they want it, and have a fake turkey. |
| Blind | People Who Voted for Bush! |
| Flip Flop | Means I don't change my mind when a policy is bad - I just go forward and hope all goes well. |
| Bring Em On | I dare you to shoot the guys in front of me! |
| Born Again | Not responsible for anything. |
| The rest of the world | screw 'em! |
| Embetterment | ...that sounds like a big word... |
| Debt | meaning?? Oh, nothing |
| Neh-vah-duh | Place to raise lots of campaign cash, pick up five easy 'lectoral votes, and dump tonsa nukular waste |
| Nine-eleven | The day 14 Saudis flew airplanes into the twin towers and the Pentagon, not Iraqis. |
| GOP | Gold Oil Profit |
| Cannon Fodder | See "Soldiers". |
| Disableizing | dubya word for disabling, as in our troops have done a tremendous job of disablizing the tearists |
| Nucular Perferation | Gettin them nucular bombs away from them Ahranian Mooolas on the peninchilla. |
| My fellow americans | sorry-ass mother fuckers |
| Axis of evil | All the countries that need regime change in order to improve oil, coal, and nuclear energy stock value or Republican election chances. |
| Nuculer | nuclear |
| Coalition of the willing | England and Poland, and just a handful of other countries that no one has ever really heard of before much less pronounce |
| Federal employees | My slaves who if they don't do what I say and keep their mouths shut, I will arrest them for treason and put them in federal prisons and military prisons, particularly if they try to subversively try to take me down where I belong because I am out of control, addicted to death, maiming and destruction of the world. |
| Hoof- hearted- ice- melted | thats when bush has his head up his ass |
| Harvard Business School | A substitute for military service availabe only to the Scion of well connected families. |
| Mexican | the "language" george bush says he "can't speak"
(hey george, is it because it doesn't exist!!!) |
| Medicare reform | a term w uses to justify slashing senior's benefits so much that the reimbursement for treatment is LESS than the cost of the drug. I.E. |
| Cheney | Soulless automaton built by Corporate America to ensure the poor stay poor and stupid. |
| Black people | Those who should be all sent back to their own land, accept for mine, who help me tend my home. |
| Republican | Cares more about you before your born then after you are born. |
| CHILD CARE | that's when we give more money to strangers to raise your children than to the families that should have it. |
| Ashcroft | Asshole in capital form. |
| Nukyular | Dubia's favorite word. Normal peple pronounce it as "nuclear" but who cares about'em, right? |
| Prayer time before beddy time | Dear Lord, please don't let the American people find out I am Hitler incarnate. |
| Christian Conservative | The ruling class. |
| Liberty | 1)A former right given up to the ruling Republican party after 9/11. 2) Something only a friend or relative of George Bush may enjoy. |
| Fabulous | One of Dubya's favorite words. |
| Terrorism | The thing that bush uses to get everything he wants. |
| Turning a corner | Ignoring the obvious |
| Republican Party | A five-kegger at Dubya's place with lines of coke in the bathroom |
| He he heee hee he | what do I say Mr. Cheney? What do I say? uh? |
| Helping the terrorists | What Dubya calls it when anyone disagrees with him. Marxism anyone? |
| Titanic | A ship that stayed the course. |
| Africa | A nation that suffers from incredible disease. |
| Terrist | Someone who attacks the morals of the United States |
| Anti-abortion and Anti-gay | Screw separation of church and state! |
| 9-11 | An extreme right-wing white-power-based plot to nullify the constitution, oppress Americans, oppress the weak, stimulate the arms budget and punish poor around the world, to further the right- (white-) wing global agenda by procuring all world(ly) assets that others in history failed to accomplish (Napolean , Hitler, Stalin, G.H.W. Bush, Egyptians , Imperial Britian) it is a shame the U.S. government killed so many people here in the U.S. and abroad and the people of this country are completely blind to fact. If you state the obvious you are labeled a leftist when in fact the people who see this truth through the U.S. govt's lies are the true tea bag spilling patriots... F*ck Bush.. F*ck the WTC and see u all in hell. |
| Pre-emptive strike | Naked aggression |
| Blackmailed | What's happened to me. That's why I protect the Saudis. My sexual liasons have been caught on tape and they hold the tapes. And I have done some pretty kinky things that my wife doesn't know about. She only suspects Condi, but oh, there is so much more. |
| "Thou Shalt Not Kill" | The sixth commandment handed down from God to Moses which applies to white Christian American Republicans. |
| Nuclear prolifiration | destroy everyone's nukes but build better ones for ourselves anf for Isreal. |
| Homophobe | George W. Bush |
| Oil Pigs | Bush and Cheney! |
| Spin Cycling | What I do regularly, cycle the spin over and over to you dumb Americans who love me and don't realize what an idiot Cheney, Rumsfeld and I are. |
| Homeland(US) | Fatherland(Ger) |
| Better America | Place where terrorists reign chaos |
| Seventy Iraqi Battalions | One Iraqi Battalion |
| Power | mine all mine, down down, go go, mine all mine! |
| Infiltrator | My informant who was placed into a group of 7 black males in Liberty City, Miami and who helped to create what would look good for the fall elections, a fantasy terror organization. |
| Nucular | a threat to middle class citizens |
| Disassemble | To fail to make rhetoric and/or events conform to the twisted personal reality of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice. |
| Long Pauses | What Bush does during because his small little brain cant read fast enough for him to recite a full sentence |
| Muslim | somebody who wants me dead |
| Election Day | Time to call Mayflower. |
| The First Amendment | Unpatriotic, unamerican, evil gibberish |
| Bush Family | AkA , spoiled, bull ridin', excuse makin', mass murderin', lying, tubacco chewin, Oli n' alkihol guzzlin... cowboys, |
| Bugit defecit | a couple of bucks we owetogod |
| Antichrist | see bush |
| Good Steward of the Land | Someone who gets every stinkin' dollar of oil and paper out of that dang land!
Oh, and Christy Todd Whitman only quit as EAP commissioner because she was a liberal Democratic... oh, really... next question? |
| Feriners | people born in countries other than the USA |
| Fairness | Fairness is taking the time to rig the game in your favor. (Or have your dad do it for you.) |
| Spreading Democracy | A special form of nation building, conducted by the Bush II administration. |
| My girls. | Send your own stupid girls to Iraq. I'm not dumb. My girls are staying here where they are safe and secure. |
| Re-election | Making dumb fucking sheeple believe I knew what the fuck I was doing the first four years and given a second chance to fuck them over worse this go round. |
| Homeland | Der Father Land |
| Crimes against humanity | A good reason to impeach me and try me as a war criminal. |
| Conservation | Using energy more efficiently. |
| American constitution | that bit of paper he uses to wipe his ass |
| Iraq. | Money! WHOO HOO! |
| Dicider | Dubya is the DICIDER of America. In other words |
| Why did chicken cross road? | Chicken? What chicken? Dickie, get me my howitzer. There's a bigass bird trying to invade my country. That's an Arab chicken if I ever saw one! And he's got a bigass pretzel, a weapon of myass destruction! Help me, Donnie! Save me, Condy! My life is flashing before my beady little eyes!!! |
| Iran | Our next acquisition. |
| Tax cuts | punishment for being poorer then me |
| Conservative republican | GUNS! GAYS! and GOD! |
| Am. Nat. Wildlife Reserve | "screw the animals, we want oil!!!!" |
| Pom Poms and Rah Rah | What Bush held and said at Yale |
| Crack | nose candy back in the day... now im president, but you go to jail for it. sucka! |
| Abortion | what dem feminazis love to do! dems are evil burn in hel womens!! |
| John Bolton | Ass Kisser. ex |
| Unknown | What the Hell? Bring out the bombs. |
| President | One who rules the world. |
| Taxes are Important | So we can pay out our ass so we can provide "care" for iraqis and they dont even want it. If they wanted it, they would leave iraq! And lets send all of our wood over there for free so we can pay 40 dollars for a piece of plyboard as compared to 10. |
| Internets | Those millions of webs out there that we weave when we first set out to deceive, and our name is George W. Bush. |
| Idiot | George W Bush |
| Axles of evil | axis of evil |
| Warmonger | George "Warmonger" Bush. You got it, the W stands for warmonger! |
| Conservative | Spend as much taxpayer money as possible, yet lower taxes and CONSERVE his own personal wealth. |
| Suicider | someone intent on impeding the spread of freedom by blowing him/her self up |
| Educational System | Rarely is the question asked |
| The 365 page Bible | That's the Bible I read when I told ya'll I read the entire Bible. Tricked ya! Ha! Ha! |
| Disaster | Electing George W. Bush to be the United States of America's President |
| She has a right to her opinio | I'm not talking to that bitch. |
| Maxed Missages | A term used only by George W Bush, about his presidential period... Talking about Mixed messages! |
| War | good |
| Pulling out | Bush doesnt know its meaning unless its during intercourse |
| Declassified | What classified information becomes when the public finds out I am the one who leaked it. |
| Nucualar | Pretty Explosive Light! |
| Foreign policy | also pronounced "furrin"; it's that "tough" thing that Dubya can't seem to be able to get right |
| Little Iraqi girl | The one I bombed. |
| Smaller government | Bigger more expensive wasteful government |
| Credit card company | Republican Campaign Treasury |
| Fox News | Manic right wing White conservative based propaganda that is eerily close to getting on all fours and giving Bush and his cronies felattio while calling everyone who's not a fat cat Republican a 'liberal tree hugging wuss' |
| I will serve my country... | ...by taking down our economy and making myself money from oil. |
| Compassionate conservatism | Making sure that government is not the answer to people's problems |
| France | That place where all the pussies live. |
| Fixed income | I fixed 'em good!!!! |
| I accept full responsibility | No one gets fired, and I face no consequences. |
| Opining | New word made up by our dear commander in chief. By this he means a person that has an opinion and says it aloud. |
| Evil doers | Everyone who doesn't believe in American domination and who must be punished until they see the errors of their ways. |
| Nukular | the ultimate firecracker, and a sure way to make W cream his shorts. |
| Economy | ........that money thing. |
| Fillibuster | rodeo rider |
| Egomaniac | George Dubya on any given day |
| Conservitive | Haven't you read the Bible? |
| Abu Ghraib | A place that you go when you're arab and don't agree with the American government. Synonyms |
| WMD | "W" MASSIVE DUMMY! |
| George Dubya Bush | Stupid Dumbass |
| Exemplerary | Exemplary |
| It's hard work | I dont feel like it |
| Your doin' a heckofa job | Something said to an incompedent moron, by another incompedent moron when he has no idea of what's going on. |
| Unugly | foolish gibberish only a C average illiterate man would make |
| Vitenam | where them poor boys got sent while I was "serving my country" by protecting the air space of Texas |
| "Mission Accomplished" | A term Bush uses after knocking down two Saddam statues |
| Character and conviction | lie to the American people, and screw them over for 4 more years and kill millions in my oil war |
| Helicopter Driver | Commander In Chief's stupidity exposed once again as he can not even use proper terms, used for the past several decades, by the very military he commands! |
| Karl Rove | Pavlov |
| Military service | Something to be avoided! Hey, you can still pretend you were a pilot if your Daddy can pull strings. |
| Bad | Good! |
| Lying sack of shit | "amanda" |
| Ukraine | Russian Puppet State from Black Sea |
| Europe | The Next Target of George W. Bush's Wars after Iraq War |
| Intellectualism | Some Kind of Pointed-Head Pompousness according to Bush |
